I've always had this habit of playing with my food. Oh, it was never a question of whether I would eat it—not a bite would be left on my very large plate. But not until I had constructed a reality for the portrait in the mashed potatoes. A purpose for the impromptu puddy of pulverized short-grain rice between my fingers. And even in adult life, a sub-conscious Freudian slip at the table, involving a slice of raspberry cheesecake eaten down to a solitary tower and flanked by two rosettes of whipped cream.
More recently though, a trip to the patisserie sparked the latest inspiration for mental play. The kind that you reserve for gazing at the clouds and sky. A phalanx of petite croissants four deep in the case stared me down with their buttery sheen.
One night, my friend Romina, Queen of the Kouing and owner of the patisserie, let me come over to help out in the kitchen. Well, actually I didn't do much. I like to see my role more as moral support than anything. But I was able to weigh out flour and sugar. Even fondle a kouing aman or two.
But when she unwrapped an unctuous beige mound, I could smell it. The croissant dough. Yeasty and buttery. It's magic the way she can sing along to all the '80s tunes on 101.9FM, carry on a conversation, and cut perfect triangles of croissant dough. She weighed each out to ensure egalitarian results (croissants for all). Then, she handed me a few of the triangles and said, "try it."
I watched as she gently tugged outward at the base corners and started rolling toward the fine point. These points curled up, smiling back. She gave the whole thing a good "smoosh" with her fingertips to make the outline softer. She deftly placed hers on a tray.
I tried to follow suit. And my clumsy left-handed technique yielded one good rolled croissant to Ro's four. By the time we finished the batch, I got the hang of it, in so far as me not mangling the poor things. But Romina told me they looked "fine." She's a very good friend...
They sat on the tray waiting to be covered with the industrial plastic wrap. They still needed a few hours of "beauty rest" to unleash their full potential. The dough, the layers, everything looked alive in definitive and sharp lines. More than half moons, it reminded me of angry crabs bearing their scowls and aggresive claws perched close to their plump armor. The look didn't beckon a "come hither." It was a distinct "you lookin' at me?!?"
I'm happy to report that I don't actually "play" with the baked results. I don't march them sideways, have them joust, or send them on kamikaze missions into small tubs of jam. But, sometimes...I don't know, MAYBE they were baked in cozy conditions 'cause I swear, I SWEAR a flaky "claw" just waved up at me.
Then I snap back to reality. And remember that they're simply the golden crescents described in so many cookbooks.
Except for this one...
It reallly looks like Australia. (I ate Tasmania.)
Vanessa! Is there a food blog writing contest that we could enter this post in? It's a piece of striking brilliance (and more than a little salivation-inducing).
Left-handers unite!
Oh, and let's not let Kalyn read this post. I know she's been splurging a little during the holidays, but if you introduce her to your pastry "dealer," she might be off the low-carb wagon for good! ;-)
Posted by: LisaSD | 2005.12.08 at 01:05 PM
Vanessa, the photos of croissants and kouing aman and your writing are making me salivate! As another left-handed cook and a fan of Les Nubians, I salute you.
Posted by: Brett | 2005.12.08 at 04:58 PM
Lovely aliteration! You would make Nelson Goodman proud!
Posted by: Adrienne | 2005.12.08 at 05:34 PM
lol such an amusing read. As always I enjoyed your blog =)
Posted by: Jaay | 2005.12.08 at 06:22 PM
Nice post. Tell Lisa not to worry. If I'm going off the low-carb wagon, I'm more of a fries and fry sauce kind of binger.
Posted by: Kalyn | 2005.12.08 at 09:33 PM
Kalyn—fries and fry sauce with a crown burger? call me if you're going that route. you shouldn't have to do it alone. btw, your chicken cilantro soup was SO good. Just what I needed for a cold day. Thank you!
Jaay—aw shucks, thanks for the compliment :) funny though when i articulated this entry in conversation with some friends, they just looked at me as if i were cookin' the meth. but bloggers GET IT. And I am so grateful. Your site is so fun. Boiled cookies, y'all!
Adrienne—Thanks! Now if only my mother would buy that and believe that all the education actually did me any good, ha!
Brett—Welcome my Bay Area brotha! I came across your site in the food blog noms and I gotta say, I agree with alot of folks, the blog rocks. I still need to go through alot of your photos, but it's sparking some mad wanderlust. You may end up being the bad influence I need.
LisaSD—You are really kind. Made my night! I don't know if there are writing contests, still alot of blogosphere territory to check out. Someone mentioned the food blog awards and that they have a "new" category, but I think I'm just WAY too new to compete. I'm still getting the hang of blogging. But next year? maybe. And don't worry, I'll steer Kalyn clear of the croissants :)
Posted by: vanessa | 2005.12.09 at 12:05 AM
those croissants look gorgeous...my stomach has officially started rumbling
Posted by: amateur | 2005.12.09 at 08:43 AM
I just tagged you for a meme!
Posted by: ilva | 2005.12.09 at 09:05 AM
Much like the wonder that is Kouing Aman, these croissants are the best I've ever had anywhere. The perfect balance of crisp, yet soft texture, and rich, buttery flavor makes them impossible to resist! I echo Vanessa's assertion that Romina is a vertiable goddess in the land of pastry in Utah!
Posted by: Scott | 2005.12.09 at 05:11 PM
mmmm... very nice. i wish i had some of your lovely croissants it would really go well with my hot chocolate right now.
Posted by: mae | 2005.12.11 at 03:04 PM