Me: Thanks for paying for dinner.
Gay Boyfriend: It's totally my pleasure. Yea, but sorry it sucked.
(Waiter brings over check)
Me: So how bad is it (the tab)?
GB: Wow.
Me: That bad?
GB: Well, considering how shitty that meal was. And how much I'm about to charge to my card...let's just say if I were straight and we were on a date, you would totally have to put out.
hahaha! Yeah sounds like good thing he is your gay boyfriend.
Posted by: Jaay | 2006.01.16 at 12:15 PM
isn't that the best thing...someone to pay, without any sexual favors? I'm still looking for that....btw, how many of those gay boyfriends do you have?
Posted by: dwight | 2006.01.17 at 08:03 AM
LOL! I need a gay boyfriend. My old one is in Texas. Where does a boring old suburban housewife find a fag to be a hag to?
Posted by: Lisa--In a Nutshell | 2006.01.17 at 03:42 PM
Jaay—Yeah, they're the best thing sometimes *phew*
Dwight—About 7. It's sad and extraordinary at the same time. Who knew SLC was a gay mecca?
LisaSD—The proper term is "fruit fly." My dear, we are TOO fabulous to be "hags." I have many gay boyfriends you could "adopt." They are fantastic, I don't know what I would do without them (and of course, i love them for who they are. They just happen to be gay and out in SLC, which takes cajones in my book.) When you come over to SLC for mexican food, I'll bring the harem along :)
Posted by: vanessa | 2006.01.18 at 10:38 AM
Any of them cute? ;)
Posted by: Derrick | 2006.01.18 at 07:38 PM
LOL..can you adopt one of them out to me also please??? Or hey..I'll take a straight one..I'm not gonna be picky lol
Posted by: Jaay | 2006.01.19 at 12:08 AM