Friend: That plum looks like one giant bum.
Me: You mean like badonkadonk?
Friend: Totally.
Me: Seriously. We should create a new hybrid of plum—juicy, curvaceous, and large. The Badonkadonk Plum. Organic and sustainably grown, of course.
Friend: The marketing for that is built right in. It'll attract a whole new demographic to organic farming.
Me: I can see it now. "Badonkadonk plums: Ghetto fabulous for your table!"
All you need is p.diddy to endorse it and they'll be flying off the shelves.
Posted by: sara | 2006.02.06 at 12:40 PM
I'd buy it.
Posted by: Rorie | 2006.02.06 at 07:15 PM
lol V, you're hilarious, as always. I would totally buy it!
Posted by: Jaay | 2006.02.07 at 12:40 AM
yaaay I finally got my car back!! Damn those deer! I'll see to it you have goodies SOON!! =)
Posted by: jaay | 2006.02.07 at 05:32 PM
Vanessa--I heard my six-year-old teaching her gymnastics teacher the word "badonkadonk" recently as he was trying to tell them to land on their bums after some kind of move. For a split second, I was embarrassed, but then I thought, what a cool kid!
And the plums? Great idea!
Posted by: Lisa--In a Nutshell | 2006.02.11 at 03:42 PM