Somehwere between Kalyn's fragrant curried chicken, pilaf, and asparagus, and Erin's vanilla spiked marscapone with berries, I made an epiphany that I've made made many times. I am a food nerd.
I should tell you all that as cliche as it sounds, most of my memories revolve around food. Scents, flavors, textures, full meals. Anyone who has had a prolonged conversation with me knows that I have to interject at some point with some food observation or useless bit of food trivia (Thank you, Larousse Gastronomique), if the topic isn't outright about food anyway. I totally believe that if my physics classes involved food, I would've aced every painful course in my lifetime and perhaps maybe even made it into medical school. Meh, maybe not.
But I take trips just to eat. And when I share anecdotes about those trips I know that my friends, as much as they claim to love me, roll their eyes. As if me saying "This one time at The Slanted Door, I had this incredible Dungeness crab with cellophane noodle dish..." is tantamount to Michelle Flaherty blabbing for the thousandth time "This one time at band camp..."
Recently, I've been getting a pretty bad hankering for Dungeness crab. Scratch that. I don't know why I said "recently." I ALWAYS crave Dungeness. Whole specimens cut into quarters and flash sauteed with black bean sauce, garlic, and ginger. Marinated the way my mom does it, with green onions, garlic, chile flakes, soy sauce, and sesame oil, and eaten like a ceviche. My latest Dungeness memory evolved from my last trip to the Bay Area. I was with a couple of friends in search of lunch. We were playing hooky and tired of shopping at H&M and playing each other on the Urban Outfitters' Tetris machine while Jared looked for jeans. So we walked down to the Ferry Building and got a table at The Slanted Door. The rest, as it's said, is Vanessa food-history.
My inner nerd remembers a mess of noodles. They were scattered like a pile of hay that just fought the wind. And in the soft tangled mess were morsels of dungeness crab. I could hear a few cellophane strands still sizzling from the stove. It seemed oddly kinetic coming from a such a bland looking dish. In all honesty, when the server brought it to the table, we thought perhaps we'd ordered the wrong thing. How could that taste good?
The memory's source, lower left-hand corner.
Oh that cliche, "never judge a book by its cover," rang annoyingly true. But it's usually the least expected source that provides such happy memories. Kind of like begrudgingly agreeing to pick up a friend's friend from the airport, throwing a wrench into an entirely busy day. But you do it anyway, bitching the entire drive there. Then you pick up said friend-of-friend and POW suddenly this general annoyance turns out quite possibly to be the love of your life...
This dish was that good. Okay, almost.
The square platter before me was so elegant and mild. It didn't need to be brash and attention grabbing. Crab meat, sweet and briny from the ocean, paired with the sweet heat of ginger. Not a trace of acidity. Just a bare suggestion of garlic, some allium-freshness from green onion, and a hefty dose of good wok hey.
Ginger in fact is one of my favorite things. It looks like a wise old root with its knobby sections and neutral color. But, peel away the papery skin and agitate its flesh and you've unleashed a spicy nature that belies its meek appearance. It is unabashedly bold. Ready to take center stage in a cake or custard or ready to play up the supportive role with garlic and a myriad of spices that when mixed together sparks the mind to think of "mystery" and everything exotic—experienced and imagined. I love it for that.
And I love this dish, even if I don't have the recipe. Or a precise memory. The flavors here allude to a happy occasion when I was sitting at a table with friends, playing hooky, and enjoying some badly needed sunshine. This was a moment my inner food nerd absolutely shined.
Dungeness Crab with Cellophane Noodles from A Memory
I make no claim that this recipe is anything like what I had at The Slanted Door. But for someone who's been having food flashbacks and, at times, severe cases of withdrawal, it's pretty damn close. And pretty damn good.
1/2 of a 4-ounce package thin cellophane or rice noodles * 1 to 2 tablespoons canola or peanut oil * 2 cloves or garlic, crushed * 1 2-inch knob of fresh ginger, peeled and grated to a near-puree state * 1 small red chile pepper, sliced (optional) * 1/4 pound Dungeness crab meat * 2 tablespoons fish or soy sauce * 4 green onions, chopped (only to the barely green bits)
Break up the cake of dried noodles into rough thirds and place into a large bowl. Bring 6 cups of water to a boil and pour over broken noodles. Stir a bit and let sit until almost cooked through, about 10 minutes. When done, drain well. Set aside.
Meanwhile, heat a sautepan or wok (lucky you) over high heat. When super hot, add the oil and turn the pan to coat the surface. Working quickly, add crushed garlic, ginger, and chile pepper, if using. Give it a quick stir—you should smell alot going on in the pan by now. Add the crab meat, fish or soy sauce, and the chopped green onions. Stir well for about a minute to mix evenly. Add the drained broken noodles to the pan and toss well.
Serve in individual bowls, one big serving platter, it doesn't matter. Just be sure it's piping hot and still sizzling from the pan. Garnish with the chopped green bits of the leftover green onions. Serves 2.
Now, quickly feed that inner nerd of yours.
Woman, you can really write. I wish I could write like that. Very fun having dinner together.
The cellophane noodle dish sounds great.
Posted by: Kalyn | 2006.03.29 at 02:36 PM
Now I'm horribly depressed. Dungeness crab was my number one absolute favorite food...until I turned 21 and suddenly became allergic. Sigh.
Posted by: BNA | 2006.03.29 at 03:05 PM
OMG, I think you just wrote the beginning of a chapter in my forthcoming memoir. ;-) I too am a food nerd and have entirely too many memories involved with food. I adore crab so I will have to try this recipe soon.
Posted by: Sara | 2006.03.29 at 04:15 PM
I give thanks that ginger and garlic pair so mysteriously, so perfectly.
I also give thanks for your recipe approximation!
This food nerd, who lives 20 miles north of San Francisco, has never been to the Slanted Door.
Posted by: cookiecrumb | 2006.03.29 at 04:31 PM
That looks SO good! I wish I could have this, just right now, for dinner! SO airy and fresh, all things I love!
Posted by: Bea at La Tartine Gourmande | 2006.03.29 at 05:48 PM
Wow.
*wiping tears from eyes*
That's some heavy, heady stuff! I can't say that I've ever tasted a Dungeness crab, but when I do, it's going to have some serious benchmarks to attain.
Posted by: s'kat | 2006.03.29 at 06:23 PM
That looks really good. I'll take a rice vermicelli salad any day. Always so fresh and light, it's happiness.
Posted by: mumu | 2006.03.29 at 06:44 PM
I love the ginger pic, what a lovely light! And I like your writing so much, you have a real talent!
Posted by: ilva | 2006.03.30 at 12:12 AM
First and foremost, I JUST LOVE THAT CHOPSTICKS! How i would love to have one in that colour - green... need i say more?
I love noodles and crab... will definitely have a go. Thanks for the recipe.
Posted by: mae | 2006.03.30 at 01:44 AM
I am crying inside...only because I couldn't be there to share...in the food, and the story of the boy you picked up from the airport....
Posted by: dwight | 2006.03.30 at 01:50 AM
Yep, you were a born writer, I think. You almost don't need pics, but then your pics are so lovely - you really do take your readers though the experience.
I look forward to getting together again, I had a great time with you two.
Posted by: Erin | 2006.03.30 at 03:59 PM
Tired of shopping at H&M??!! Blasphemy!
But I do love Dungeness crab & like you I always crave it. I also love The Slanted Door & I am confident that your interpretation was delicious.
Posted by: Rorie | 2006.03.30 at 04:23 PM
I love your comparison of a food nerd to a band geek. Most of my sentences start "One time I had/ate..." and my husband always follows with "this one time at band camp".
Now that you've made The Slanted Door sound so magically delicious I have to go there!
Posted by: Kady | 2006.03.30 at 09:04 PM
You are not a food nerd ... you are a brilliant food blogger who appreciates good food.
Beautiful dish and the picture is gorgeous!
Posted by: Ivonne | 2006.03.30 at 09:19 PM
Kalyn—thanks for the compliment. now if only i could it this way when i'm working...
BNA—that is horrible to hear, talk about withdrawal. you will need to savor your memories :)
Sara—lol, to my fellow food nerd :) let me know how you like it.
cookiecrumb—i can't get enough of ginger. as i write this comment, i'm sipping on a hot ginger infusion...i've been feeling a cold coming on, yikes.
Bea—it was wonderfully light, but so savory. it was just what we needed.
s'kat—it's my favorite crab. one of the first things i remember seeing my parents eat were dungeness crabs (in the ceviche-like recipe mentioned above). the sound they'd make sucking the meat out of the spindly legs and cracking open the body and having this flaky meat appear was amazing.
mumu—i definitely felt like having noodles that day. but it's never too heavy.
ilva—i'll take a photo compliment from you anytime, thank you! as for the writing, when you're passionate about something, it's fun, which is most important, i think :)
mae—aren't these fun? my friend Romina owns this fun pair. she has orange ones, too!
dwight—cry not, Archi-hell-tect. there will be more many meals to come.
Erin—I have been telling EVERYONE about that marscapone concoction and berries! we're going to make some this weekend :)
Rorie—I know, I know! How could we?!? But admittedly, the one in SF wasn't as grand as the one in NYC (which is to say, something the size of the Vatican). But we were hungry! :)
Kady—ah so, you feel my pain! but we know we're cool...on the inside, ha!
Ivonne—ah shucks, make a girl blush :)
Posted by: vanessa | 2006.03.31 at 09:17 AM
hey that makes us all food nerds!
Posted by: shaz | 2006.03.31 at 10:00 AM
ahh...i love ginger, i love crab, i love san francisco, and i love the ferry bldg. and i also love your post about all these things.
by the way - i am trying to build up a global map of food bloggers. add yourself when you get a chance!
http://www.frappr.com/foodbloggers
Posted by: genevieve | 2006.04.01 at 08:27 PM
I love the photo up top. And the story as well. But "inner nerd"? This sounds more like inner food goddess to me!
Posted by: plum | 2006.04.02 at 05:01 AM
Ooooh, were we sharing food nerd psychic waves? I made a glass noodle salad this week too. Yours looks quite delicious and I really enjoyed reading your post!
Posted by: MM | 2006.04.02 at 12:50 PM
shaz—isn't that why we love the blogosphere? nerds unite!
plum—great to hear from you! forgive me for not visiting your lovely blog more often...the day job is actually making me work! thanks for the compliments :)
genevieve—I'll definitely add myself to the map!
MM—great minds think alike :)
Posted by: vanessa | 2006.04.03 at 09:12 AM
how funny, I just wrote about memomories and food a little while ago, all of mine revolve around food as well I went to england when I was about 4 and remember only:
chocolate buttons
gummy worms on the airplane (briliant father who knows how to keep kids busy)
ham with fat on the sides
milk with a higher fat content (it tasted "thick")
that is about it... And I love your green onion picture, I just got a monster bunch from a friends garden here, if I could only find the rest of the ingredients I might be set. Looks super yum
Posted by: Katy at Pomelo Pleasures | 2006.04.03 at 09:58 AM
Vanessa, lovely post and beautiful noodles...
Posted by: keiko | 2006.04.10 at 02:24 PM
Hello, we are now 4 years later.
I am not even sure if you still look at this blog...
Here is the recipe, from the chef at the Slanted Door:
(Serves 2-4 as part of a multi-course meal)
Dungeness crab is available December-February, and June
4 ounce package dried cellophane noodles*
(also called mung bean noodles, mung bean threads, crystal noodles or glass noodles)
2 tablespoons canola oil
2 teaspoons minced garlic
1/2 cup picked Dungeness crabmeat
1/4 cup green onion, diced into ¼ inch pieces
1 1/2 tablespoons fish sauce*
2 tablespoons oyster sauce*
1/2 tablespoon sesame oil
3-4 sprigs cilantro leaves for garnish
Posted by: Jamie | 2010.01.20 at 02:58 PM
and me visting yet another year later... my but that recipe sounds good!
Posted by: sandy | 2011.04.01 at 11:40 AM
The noodles you share look so delicious. Hook me up!
Posted by: kamagra | 2012.04.03 at 10:28 PM